A woman arrived at a party and, while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, 'Hello. My name is Carmen.'
'That's a beautiful name' he replied. 'Is it a family name?' 'No' she replied. 'Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose Carmen'.
'What's your name?'
He answered, 'B.J. Titsenguns.